Friday, February 24, 2006

Keanu to the future? Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or is the United States turning more and more into the dystopian America invisioned in '80s movies such as Robocop? How did you know, Hollywood?

It's hard to believe that bad B-movies were able to predict the future...Maybe James Cameron is really a cyborg from the year 2010?

I just hope that the future does not involve a "data courier, carrying a data package literally inside his head too large to hold for long, [who] must deliver it before he dies".

Whoa.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi! :) You've been tagged.

5s:
1) 5 Things You Can’t Do
2) 5 Things You Can Do
3) 5 Things That Scare You
4) 5 Things You Love
5) 5 Things You Hate
6) 5 Random Facts About You
7) 5 Things You Want To Do Before You Die

Now tag 5 others! :)

11:23 AM  
Blogger Werben said...

Meg Hafguard said...

Hi! :) You've been tagged.

5s:
1) 5 Things You Can’t Do
2) 5 Things You Can Do
3) 5 Things That Scare You
4) 5 Things You Love
5) 5 Things You Hate
6) 5 Random Facts About You
7) 5 Things You Want To Do Before You Die

Now tag 5 others! :)

I was tagged by Meg Hafguard (uh...thanks Meg, whoever you are...). So I guess I've got to answer the following questions now. uggg. takes away from my photoshopping time.

1) 5 Things You Can’t Do:
1.ride a unicycle
2.ride a unicycle blindfolded
3.ride a unicycle blindfolded with an African Grey parrot on my shoulder
4.ride a unicycle blindfolded with an African Grey parrot on my shoulder while reciting the third act of Hamlet
5.ride a unicycle blindfolded with an African Grey parrot on my shoulder while reciting the third act of Hamlet while

2)5 Things You Can Do
1.play the piano quite well
2.play guitar even better than the piano
3.lie about being able to play the piano and/or guitar quite quite well
4.I could be completely fabricating the answer to this question and you'd never even know! (and I'm quite good at doing so)
5.being really, extremely, extraneously, very, very, very annoying (but only when I really want to)

3)5 Things That Scare You
1.Neo-conservatives taking over Canada
2.Being attacked by a chihuahua (what are you gonna do in that situation? fight back?)
3.How bad Hollywood movies have become in the last decade or so
4.FOX News
5.Ann Coulter

4)5 Things You Love
1.Pink Floyd
2.Jazz
3.Bit Torrent
4.Joe Queenan's books
5.dogs

5)5 Things You Hate
1.Fast Food that is slow in arriving
2.People with big egos who laugh extremely loud at bad jokes
3.Little tiny dogs with loud whiny annoying barks
4.most Cats (except for the odd cat that acts like a dog)
5.Flatulence (unless it's funny or mine)

6) 5 Random Facts About You
1.I really do not like being tagged for stuff like this because I find it pointless
2.I once received hundreds of angry, threatening emails for writing a newspaper article poking ironic fun at a prog rock band with a huge cult following (I won't say which band for my own safety)
3.I was once assaulted by an angry squirrel while taking a mid-day nap outside on a park bench. This may or may not have happened because I was covered in peanut butter.
4.I am very sarcastic
5.I'm quite random

7)5 Things You Want To Do Before You Die
1.Definitely not spend my time filling out these things
2.Visit Swtizerland
3.Visit New Zealand
4.Visit the UK
5.Visit the Galapagos Islands

3:46 PM  

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