Tabarnac! Could Gille be Canada's next PM?

An interview with Bloc Québecois leader, Gille Duceppe...

Me: Gille, what do you think your chances are of becoming Canada's next Prime Minister?

Gille: Pardon, connard?

Me: Uh...you're running in the upcoming federal election for Prime Minster, aren't you?

Gille: Maudite! Certainment pas.

Me: The leader of the federal party that gets the most seats in this election becomes the next PM. You're running in this election as the leader of the Bloc Québecois, right?.

Gille: Face de pet! My goal is the make all the Liberals dissappear so that Quebec can become a sovereign nation that makes use of Canadian currency, Canadian citizenship and Candian federal transfer payments. But, as a separate country of course.

Me: So what exactly happens if you become PM then?

Gille: S'en câlicer. Doesn't the PM get a cool house? Maybe I could move it to Quebec on a flatbed truck.

Me: Is that really a realistic idea?

Gille: Pourquoi tu parles en trou de cul de poule?

Me: Ok. I think this conversation is over.

Gille: Mange mes combinaison!

**Disclaimer: While this conversation could have realistically taken place, in reality it occurred only inside my head. All the cursing should have tipped you off...