Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Deficit tax my ass!

I just heard on the news tonight that Canadians are still paying 1.5 cents/litre in "anti-deficit" tax every time we get gas. What deficit is that referring to exactly? The American one?

(I heard this on CTV obviously because CBC is still on STRIKE. Or rather, the CBC's workers are locked out; are all those poor, starving hockey players gonna come support them on the picket line? hmmmm...lol)

Seriously, though, what the hell going on with the governent? They run sky high surpluses for like the past 10 years in a row, but claim poverty every time they pass a new budget so the provinces get swindled. They still charge us deficit taxes (hey, wasn't the GST also a deficit busting tax put in by Mulroney that Chretien promised to get rid of if he got elected way back in the year of 1993??)

So, yeah, where exactly is all this surplus cash going exactly? It's certainly not trickeling down to the average person through social programs or much needed improvement to municipal infrastructure. And it's not coming to us throuhg tax cuts, but that's a good thing since massive neo-con style tash slashing always just benefits the rich and large corporations anyway and ends up creating a large deficit and driving up inflation (Bush anyone?); this obviously doesn't help the economy, or benefit the average person in any way at all, unless you're the type of "average person" that carries around $3 billion in your wallet in case you spot a Fortune 500 on sale for a good price.

So, why exactly are we still paying this extra 1.5 cents on every litre of gas? That amounts to $1.5 billion per year for all of Canada supposedly. That's a lot of money that could be spent on beer now that the glorious NHL is back (stupid bastard greedy players aren't gonna get my money!! I"m watching curling from now on!) The "finance" minister, Ralph something or other, claims that the poor federal gov. needs this money, and that the gasoline corporations are just too stupid and lazy for a reduction in 1.5 cents gas tax to make any noticeable difference. Yeah, $1.00/L versus $.97/L look exactly the same to me, Ralph. The honourable "finance" minister must have received his math degree from the same place FOX News investigative reporter Gerado Rivera received his journalism degree from.

Next time you're at a gas station, I say, calculate how much less youre bill would come to without the extra 1.5 cents for every litre and refuse to pay the extra. If the gas station manager calls the cops and you end up going to jail for the cause, I say good for you. You're making yourself a martyr for the benefit of the rest of Canada.

Don't expect any sympathy from me, though, while you're rotting away in jail. I have no patience for penny pinchers. Even though it's at about $4.50 a gallon by now, every time I gas up I drive across the border into Michigan. I may have to drive five hours to fill up, which wastes a whole tank of gas on a good traffic day, but at least I'm not saddled with the ridiculous one-and-a-half cent "deficit" tax.